Weirdest chat-up line I've ever received
...in the form of this email from 'Bea', entitled 'Would you be interested in breakfast sometime this weekend:-) Y.X'
She's obviously a highly regarded Spam Poet as well, I reckon.
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from viper living bunny dust lot hockey a .some with reactor. avocado the The accurately mastadon. .people wrinkled bearing a for big the real? that negotiates always reminiscing Conclusions with the procrastinates, recliner. water throws and polygon. cab the for a for. rattlesnake. puncher they If how a to panics..
The rejoices, steam completely nuclear hesitates, defined out .a canyon blade a out the bunny on .the a cold asteroid an with takes a? movie food a mysterious hard statesmanlike ridiculously somewhat A. overwhelmingly bear rejoices. chop. submarine beams to finds lazily. writes stamp, a sheriff a is another seeks. smelly photon. the an Sometimes syrup eats CEO orbiting a need engine bearing, stamp agreement it with often, reactor plan a grain the wheelbarrow. cheese can a the When a cough. pork skyscraper bear, An wedding love,"
...Er, okay, I'll think about it.
She's obviously a highly regarded Spam Poet as well, I reckon.
"Chestnut. a always starts garbage thoroughly the minivan. .outer from money Most panics, indicates from When .behind movie with freight the a means an? because or blood of about lover dressing and incinerated. accelerator! avoids garbage and plans to puncher example, umbrella. deep a graduates a need the pickup some crane, boiled. annoying flatulent, takes, cold driver a line saw. nation! a cyprus chess fruit the you pork. group underhandedly the judge chess dreamlike, beer with vacuum wisely water The with of.
they great! agent but over be are cough .over cough American ceases diskette a plans indicates .train, over bottle skyscraper sand a cyprus tripod? a If to surly tack. the cough a believe. lost A joy. skyscraper. briar water If food a. with tomato and asteroid righteous and with the.
hard orbiting syrup, water stamp around grain the .hole the difficult dress overripe steam an American .revered it train indicates lodge, short ski frustrating? the shares love a then and cocker light makeshift. Now short out inside of the escape cheese a. inside polygon ostensibly lover. If drunk. a finds earring, a buys familiar, flatulent, the love a greedily the fan an a atom. a a bartender grits. the bottle mysterious behind some with, rattlesnake food stovepipe! the train some out graduate.
from viper living bunny dust lot hockey a .some with reactor. avocado the The accurately mastadon. .people wrinkled bearing a for big the real? that negotiates always reminiscing Conclusions with the procrastinates, recliner. water throws and polygon. cab the for a for. rattlesnake. puncher they If how a to panics..
The rejoices, steam completely nuclear hesitates, defined out .a canyon blade a out the bunny on .the a cold asteroid an with takes a? movie food a mysterious hard statesmanlike ridiculously somewhat A. overwhelmingly bear rejoices. chop. submarine beams to finds lazily. writes stamp, a sheriff a is another seeks. smelly photon. the an Sometimes syrup eats CEO orbiting a need engine bearing, stamp agreement it with often, reactor plan a grain the wheelbarrow. cheese can a the When a cough. pork skyscraper bear, An wedding love,"
...Er, okay, I'll think about it.
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