Monday, October 17, 2005

Impaled Northern Moon Forest song-titles

I bet their fans don't bother shouting for their favourite song at gigs...

1. Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North

2. Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis

3. Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain

4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight

5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy

6. Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat

7. Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders

8. Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath

9. Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum

10. Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf

11. Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath

12. Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse

13. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar

...Seems they finally ran out of steam on the last one!

Saturday, October 15, 2005

One of my favourite Peel moments


...on Shooting Stars a decade ago and notably for the athletic skill with which he leapt into the pram.